The moment I first read about the money hiding pig in San Francisco, I knew what he was up to. This page is an exact transcript of one of several entries that I have posted on Craigslist over the last few days in an attempt to inform people of the ugly truth. This guy is not giving away money in order to make the world a better place. He is giving away money in order to become the most well known and easily recognizable real-estate developer in the entire world second only to Donald Trump.
We are all being played for fools.
The anonymous real-estate developer will reveal his identity. Ch'Ching (PR Stuntsville)
I have a VERY SIMPLE CHALLENGE for the 'anonymous' person who has been making the news for hiding money all over the area and posting tweets with clues about where to find the money. My challenge is so incredibly simple that it requires no additional effort. My challenge is this: Don't say or do ANYTHING more than you already have to promote your product, service, commercial image, or political motive. Don't say or do ANYTHING more than you already have to benefit from the worldwide publicity which has resulted from your alleged 'generosity'. Don't say or do ANYTHING more than you already have to save hundreds of thousands of dollars over the cost of traditional advertising in which you pay for ad space and National or worldwide exposure. In short, my challenge is this.
STOP DROPPING CLUES ABOUT YOUR IDENTITY. STAY ANONYMOUS.
That's right. Don't get caught in the act. Don't have your photo taken or your voice recorded. Don't give anymore clues about your identity. Don't call your publicist. Don't tell your friends, co-workers, or family members. And for damn sure, DON'T CALL THE PRESS OR DO ANY INTERVIEWS. IN PARTICULAR, DON'T APPEAR ON CNN OR THE TODAY SHOW.
That's right pig. If you haven't figured this out already, then I'll spell it out for you.
I'M CALLING YOU OUT FOR THIS COMMERCIALLY OR POLITICALLY MOTIVATED PUBLICITY STUNT.
You mad yet? GOOD. You want to prove me wrong? Fine. It's very simple.
STAY ANONYMOUS. JUST GIVE THE MONEY, SHUT UP, AND GO AWAY.
If one full year goes by with no confirmation of your identity, then I will have been proven wrong. But let's not kid ourselves. That won't happen.
THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN. YOU WILL NOT LET THAT HAPPEN. NO WAY IN HOLY HELL. YOU DIDN'T GO THROUGH ALL THIS TROUBLE JUST TO BE FORGOTTEN. YOU HAVE AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE. YOU WILL GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO BENEFIT FROM THIS CALCULATED PUBLICITY STUNT. YOU WILL CAPITALIZE ON THE WORLDWIDE PUBLICITY. YOU INTEND TO GET EVEN RICHER AS A DIRECT RESULT.
We both know that your identity will be made public. After all, that's the idea. That's the plan. It's already in progress. You will soon reveal your identity or have it revealed for you with a carefully written story to explain the circumstances under which it was revealed. You will probably end up on CNN just like the pig CEO from Iowa who pretended to be homeless and gave away a grand in order to promote himself and a certain commercial entity. Thereby saving a fortune over the cost of traditional advertising. It's always the same with you people. There is always an ulterior motive. A self-centered greedy pig ulterior motive. Always without exception.
ALWAYS WITHOUT EXCEPTION. CH'CHING!
Anyone care to make a few predictions? How long will it be before the pig follows through with his plan to benefit from the worldwide publicity thereby saving hundreds of thousands or possibly millions of dollars over the cost of traditional advertising? How many TV interviews will he do? Which network will book him first (if they haven't already)? CNN or NBC? How long will it be before the money hiding pig starts doing business as the most well known and easily recognizable real-estate developer in the entire world second only to Donald Trump?
How many millions of dollars worth of traditional advertising would have been necessary to achieve the status that he will soon achieve as a direct result of this calculated publicity stunt?
Want to go a little deeper? Good. Lets go a little deeper.
If this money hiding pig truly gives a damn about the 'wealth gap' that he pretends to be uncomfortable with, then why would he DELIBERATELY capitalize on the worldwide publicity which has already resulted from this little stunt and GET EVEN RICHER AS A DIRECT RESULT THEREBY EXPANDING THAT WEALTH GAP EVEN FURTHER?
I'll tell you why. It's because of one particular form of evil. The one form which has already caused one Great Depression and damn near caused another just a few years ago. It's the particular form of evil that has de-industrialized major American cities like Detroit, Youngstown, and Chicago while developing others unnecessarily. Often clear-cutting dense forest or paving over fertile farmland in the process. It's the particular form of evil that has already concentrated America's privately held wealth to record high levels, resulting in the weakest American middle class and the highest rate of welfare. It's the particular form that has made basic life sustaining resources like food, clean water, and energy too expensive to afford by at least 75% of the world's people.
It's the one particular form of evil that makes those who succumb to it incredibly easy to predict.
THAT FORM OF EVIL IS GREED. MARK MY WORDS. THE MONEY HIDING PIG HAS AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE. HE WILL SOON REVEAL HIS IDENTITY OR HAVE IT REVEALED FOR HIM IN ORDER TO CAPITALIZE ON THE WORLDWIDE PUBLICITY AND DO MORE BUSINESS THAN EVER AS THE MOST WELL KNOWN AND EASILY RECOGNIZABLE REAL-ESTATE DEVELOPER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD SECOND ONLY TO DONALD TRUMP.
There is nothing I can do to prevent this without breaking the law but I do intend to rip on this guy for years to come. Soon, I will have the opportunity to rip on him by name.
